Client: I need this ASAP. I know you said you don’t work on the weekends but this is really urgent.
Me: Alright then. I am going to send you an invoice for the extra hours.
Client: What? You said you didn’t work at the weekend! I don’t want to pay for stuff you do in your free time.
Client: Why is my website green? You know that isn’t the color of my brand.
Me: I’m not sure what you mean. There’s no green anywhere on your site.
Client: Not on my website. The Website itself.
Client: On Google. When I search my company the website name is green. It has to be brown. Same goes for the blue link. That has to change as well.